These games are for children who are too young to think . . . and for
grownups who would rather not think! Sometimes it's hard to tell whether the
children or the grownups laugh harder!
PIG
This is a very hilarious game for children or for adults to play with children.
Anybody can learn the game in two or three minutes, and one extra minute makes
you an expert!
NUMBER OF PLAYERS: 3 to 13. Five or 6 make the best game.
CARDS: Four of a kind for each player in the game. For example, 5 players would
use 20 cards: 4 Aces, 4 Kings, 4 Queens, 4 Jacks, and 4 10's. For 6 players you
would add the four 9's.
THE DEAL: Any player shuffles and deals 4 cards to each player.
OBJECT: TO get 4 of a kind in your own hand, or to be quick to notice it when
somebody else gets 4 of a kind.
THE PLAY: Each player looks at his hand to see if he was dealt 4 of a kind. If
nobody has 4 of a kind, each player puts some unwanted card face down on the
table and passes it to the player at his left, receiving a card at the same time
from the player at his right.
Each player looks at his hand as it appears with the newly-received card. If,
still, nobody has 4 of a kind, each player once again passes a card to the left
and gets a new card from the right.
The play is continued in this way until some player has 4 of a kind in his hand.
That player stops passing or receiving cards since he is satisfied with his hand
as it is. Instead of playing on, he puts his finger to his nose.
The other players must be quick to notice this, and each of them must stop
passing in order to put a finger to his nose. The last player to put a finger to
his nose is the Pig.
SKILLFUL PLAY: In trying to put together 4 of a kind, you must usually start
with a pair. For example, suppose you are dealt 2 Kings, 1 Queen, and 1 Ace.
Keep the two Kings, and pass either the Queen or the Ace. As soon as you get
another King, save all 3 of them, and pass your fourth card. Sooner or later
your fourth King will come in.
Don't get so interested in looking for your own 4 of a kind that you are blind
to what the other players are doing. Keep one eye on everybody else,
particularly on those who look very eagerly at the cards they are receiving.
The eager player probably has 3 of a kind and is just waiting for the fourth.
The best Pig player I know is a little girl who doesn't try very hard to make 4
of a kind. She always tries to look excited, and talks and squeals as she gets
each card, just as though she had 3 of a kind. While doing all of this, she
watches the other players to see which of them are interested in her and which
are interested in their own hands.
She knows that the players who are interested in her have bad hands, but that
those who are thinking about the game have good hands. So little Lisa knows
which players to watch, and she is never caught!
DONKEY
This is the same game as Pig, except that when a player gets 4 of a kind
he puts his hand face down on the table quietly instead of putting his finger to
his nose. He still gets a card from his right and just passes that along to the
left, leaving his 4 of a kind untouched on the table.
As each player sees what has happened, he likewise puts his hand down quietly.
The idea is to keep up the passing and the conversation while some player plays
on without realizing that the hand has really ended.
The last player to put his cards down loses the hand. This makes him a D. The
next time he loses, he becomes a D-O. The third time, he becomes a D-O-N. This
keeps on, until finally some player becomes a D-O-N-K-E-Y.
The D-O-N-K-E-Y loses the game, and the winner is the player who has the
smallest number of letters.
DONKEY BUTTONS
• This is the same game as Donkey, except that when a player gets 4 of a kind he
shouts "Donkey" and quickly grabs a button from the middle of the table. There
is one button less than there are players, so the last player to grab doesn't
get a button. He becomes a D, and the game continues in this way until somebody
becomes a D-O-N-K-E-Y. At the end of the game, the D-O-N-K-E-Y has to bray "heehaw"
3 times.

MY SHIP SAILS
NUMBER OF PLAYERS: 4 to 7. Four or 5 players make the best game.
CARDS: 7 to each player, dealt one at a time in the usual way.
OBJECT: TO get 7 cards of the same suit.
THE PLAY: Each player looks at his hand and passes one card to the left,
receiving at the same time 1 card from the right. The play goes on in the same
way as in Fig or Donkey. The only difference is that you are trying to get all
of your cards to have the same suit instead of the same picture.
There are many different ways of ending a hand. When you get 7 cards of the same
suit, you may put your hand down immediately and sing out, "My ship sails!"
Another way is to say nothing but to put your finger to your nose as in Pig.
If it takes too long to finish a hand, try one of the shorter games—My Bee
Buzzes or My Star Twinkles.
SKILLFUL PLAY: Begin by trying to collect the suit that you have most of. For
example, if you have 4 or 5 hearts, pass the other cards and try to collect more
hearts.
The only time you have trouble is when some other player tries to collect the
same suit that you are collecting. To guard against this, try to collect a
second suit if you don't have any luck with your first suit. If you can get 3
cards in a second suit, you can then start to pass the cards of your first suit
and thus switch your plan.
For example, suppose you start with 3 hearts, 2 spades, 1 club, and 1 diamond.
Keep passing the clubs and diamonds until you get another heart or another
spade. If you get one more—or a 3rd spade before any heart is passed to you, you
should suspect that somebody else is saving the hearts. Your best bet is to
break up your hearts and to try to get 7 spades instead.
If you have 4 or more cards in the same suit, it doesn't pay to break. Sit tight
and hope that one of the other players will break first and thus pass the cards
that you need.
MY BEE BUZZES
This is the same as My Ship Sails except that you need only 6 cards of the same
suit to end the hand. Each player gets 7 cards, but needs only 6 cards in the
same suit (and 1 odd card) to win the hand. It takes less time to finish a hand
in this game than in My Ship Sails.
MY STAR TWINKLES
This is the same as My Ship Sails except that you need only 5 cards of the same
suit (and 2 odd cards) to win a hand. In this game it takes only two or three
minutes to play a hand.
THROUGH THE WINDOW
NUMBER OF PLAYERS: 3 to 13—the more the merrier.
THE DEAL: 4 cards to each player.
OBJECT: TO win the most cards.
THE PLAY : The dealer begins by saying, "I looked through the window, and saw—".
Just at this moment, and not before, he turns up one of his 4 cards so that all
of the players can see it.
Each player (including the dealer) must try to say an animal or a thing
beginning with the same letter of the alphabet as the card that has been turned
up. For example, if the card is an Ace, you might call out, "Ant," "Alligator,"
or "Ammunition," or anything else that begins with the letter A. If the card is
a 9, you might call out, "Newt," or "Nut."
The first player to call out a correct word takes the card and starts his pile
of captured cards separate from the 4 cards that were dealt to him.
Then the person at left of the dealer says "I looked through the window and
saw—," turning up one of his cards. The game continues in the same way, in turn
to the left, until all the cards originally dealt have been turned up and
captured. Each person keeps his own pile of captured cards, and the one who
captures the most wins the game. The captured cards have nothing to do with each
player's original 4 cards, since each player had exactly 4 chances to turn up a
card.
As soon as a word has been used to win a card, no player can use that same word
again. For example, if you have used the word "Stone" to capture a Seven,
neither you nor any other player can use the word "Stone" to capture any other
card beginning with an S.

THROUGH THE WIDE WINDOW
This is played exactly like Through the Window, except that when a card is
turned, you must call out two words: an animal or an object, and a word
describing that animal or object. For example, if a King is turned up, you might
call out, "Kind Kitten" or "Kissable Kipper." Any single word may be used more
than once in the game. However, no pair of words may be repeated. For example,
if you call out "Quivering Quail" on seeing a Queen, anybody may use the word
"Quivering" and anybody may use the word "Quail" for another Queen, but nobody
is allowed to use the two words together.
SKILLFUL PLAY: A trick of playing this game successfully is to have a little
stock of words that begin with the right letters. For example, you might be
ready with the words Ant, Alligator, Anteater, Abacus, Apple, etc., when an Ace
turns up. Similarly, you make a little list of words beginning with T for Two,
Three, or Ten, and so on for the 9 letters of the alphabet that begin the names
of the playing cards. In the same way, you need a list of descriptive words,
such as Active, Adult, Adorable, Affectionate, Agitated, etc., in the case of an
Ace.
When grownups play with children, the best rule is to make the grownups use two
words (a descriptive word as well as the object or animal), while the children
need only one word.
CONCENTRATION
NUMBER OF PLAYERS: Any number at all—the more the merrier.
THE DEAL: Just spread the cards face down on a table. Don't bother to put them
down neatly, but just jumble them up, making sure that no 2 cards overlap.
OBJECT: TO capture pairs of cards. The player who captures the most pairs wins
the game.
THE PLAY: Before play begins, each player should be told what his turn is. Thus
each player knows whether he is first, second, third, etc.
The 1st player turns up any card and then turns up any other card. If the two
cards match each other (for example, if they are two Aces, or two Kings, etc.)
the 1st player captures them as his pair. He then has another turn and proceeds
to turn up two more cards in the hope of finding a pair. As soon as he turns up
two cards that are not a pair, he must turn them face down again in the same
place, and it now becomes the turn of the next player.
Each player proceeds in the same way, until all the cards have been captured. At
that time, the player who has captured the largest number of cards wins the
game.
SKILLFUL PLAY: The trick is to remember the cards that have been turned up and
exactly whereabouts on the table those cards are. For example, suppose the 1st
player turns up a King and a 10. He must turn those cards face down, and you do
your very best to remember exactly where that King is and where that 10 is. If
it is now your turn, you try to turn up a card in an entirely different part of
the table, hoping to find another King or another 10. If you find another King,
you can go right to the first King like a homing pigeon and then you will have a
pair of Kings. If you find another 10, you can go right to the first 10 and thus
have a pair of 10's.

If you try to remember too many cards, you will forget them all. It is much
better to begin by trying to remember only two or three cards. When you find
that you can do that easily, try remembering four cards. In this way you can
gradually increase your skill until you can accurately remember the whereabouts
of seven or eight cards at a time. This should be enough to win almost any game.
TOSSING CARDS INTO A HAT
NUMBER OF PLAYERS: Any number, but the game is best for 2 or 3.
THE DEAL: Give each player an equal number of cards from an old deck. If you
have more than 3 players, take two old decks and divide them equally among the
players.
OBJECT: TO toss the largest number of cards into a hat.
THE PLAY: Take an old felt hat (be sure to get father's permission before using
his hat) and place it on a clean piece of newspaper on the floor at the other
end of the room, with the crown down and the brim up. Standing the whole length
of the room away from the hat, each player in turn flips one card towards the
hat with the object of landing the card inside the hat.
Each player keeps track of the cards he has landed inside the hat. If a card
lands on the brim, it counts as only one-half. If a card on the brim of the hat
is knocked in by any player, it counts a full point for the player who
originally threw it.
SKILLFUL PLAY: The trick is to hold the card between thumb and forefinger with
the wrist bent inwards towards the body. If you then straighten out the wrist
suddenly with a flick and release the card at the same time, you can make it
sail all the way across a very long room and you can control it pretty well.
Although strength isn't important in this game, small children may have trouble
in getting the knack. As a handicap, they should be allowed to stand several
paces closer to the hat.
SPECIAL ADVICE: Be sure to place the hat near a blank wall, and far away from a
piano, or a sofa, or any other heavy piece of furniture. Cards that land under a
piano are very hard to recover.
TREASURE HUNT
For this game you need two decks of cards, some preparation, two or three rooms
with nothing breakable in them, and almost any number of young children.
You begin by hiding some of the cards from one deck in the rooms that you devote
to the game. This must be done before the children arrive for the game.
Be sure to hide as many red cards as black, and be sure also to take out from
the second deck cards that match the ones you have hidden. A hidden card should
be discoverable without damage. For example, if you hide a card in a bookcase,
it should be sticking out in some way and not hidden inside of a book. Every
hidden card should be well within the reach of even the youngest child. It is
perfectly fair to put a card under the pedals of a piano, but not on top of the
piano, where a small child would be unable to see it.
When the children arrive, appoint two captains and let them choose up sides. One
team will find red cards (hearts and diamonds), and the other team will find
black cards (spades and clubs).
Give each child a card from the second deck and explain that he is to find a
duplicate of it, hidden somewhere in a particular room or in two or three rooms,
depending on how much space you have for the game. As soon as a child finds the
card he is looking for, he is to bring it back to you and get another card to
look for. The team that finds all of its hidden cards first wins the game.
Be sure to explain that it isn't necessary to move anything in order to find the
cards. Mention also, that anybody who finds a card that he isn't looking for
should replace that card in exactly the same spot and tell no one about it.
Somebody else will be looking for it, or he himself may be looking for it later
on.
This is a good game to play in somebody else's house.
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